The Spendthrift's Progress

The things you find on the internet...

I've been bra shopping. Well, bra window-shopping. Well, okay, pointing and laughing at all the bras available in my size range so as to not cry, because damn, those are some seriously ugly pieces of clothing.

I have not, however, been looking at nursing bras, as the whole point of this bra quest is find Bras For Work. Well, not looking at them on purpose. The occasional nursing bra has crossed my path. Only one, however, has stood out, but my, does it ever stand out.

I'm so very glad I didn't know this bra existed when I was first stocking my nursing wardrobe. So very, very glad. Because I find it appalling, which means I also find it kind of appealing, which means it would have made its way into my wardrobe.

The Goddess 1001: turning boobs into stimulating toys for the ultimate baby dining experience.

It brings new meaning to the Buffy the Vampire Slayer quote about Happy Meals with legs. Or at least a new part of the anatomy...

posted by mohmlet @ 10:55 PM