The Spendthrift's Progress

Dear house and systems,

Please be advised, we here at (address) are on an exceedingly tight budget. That is why your (insert non-critical need) has not yet been dealt with. We are aware that the (non-critical need) is important, and rest assured, it is on our radar, and when time and budget permits, it will be handled promptly and with great care.

Breaking pipes and disabling the kitchen sink, while a clever way to get our attention, serves only to divert money and time from (non-critical need). Please refrain from doing it again.

Yrs,

The Management

posted by mohmlet @ 12:45 AM